"Osama Bed Thief"
had a dream about osama bin laden breaking into our house, just so he could sleep in our beds. he was ambiguously dangerous, that I had a sense of that he would attack and kill me if he spotted me, so my family and I had to creep around and lay still in fear when he was in the house. My family wasn’t the only people who had to deal with this, he would break into other’s homes. It got so bad to the point that me and my family tried to set up traps, like scooby doo traps, to try to catch osama bin laden. We were setting up a trap when someone ran in with a newspaper that said that osama bin laden was captured because other families set up traps too.